Pimp @ OIAF #2 - Opening Speech
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THANKS
LIVE BLOG THING
WHO DOES
WE JHOPE YOU ENJOY THIS YEAR’S FESTIVAL
… BLAH BLAH. BLAH. UGH. LAME………………….
OR LACK THEREOF
SO, MARAL WAS SITTING IN THE AISLE OF EMERGENCY EXIT ROW… THE GUY NEAR THE WINDOW WASN’T LISTENING TO THE ATTENDANT’S INSTRUCTIONS.. MARAL WAS CONCERNED.. SHOULD SHE SPEAK UP?? SHOULD SHE NUDGE THE GUY TO PAY ATTENTION OR TELL THE ATTENDANT..”I DON’T FEEL CONFIDENT THAT THIS MAN CAN GET US OUT OF HERE SAFELY!”
MARLA. SAID NOTHING! WHAT A DOOF. I WOULD HAVE KICKED THE GUY AND SAID “HEY, SORRY JERK, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING CAUSE IF WE GO DOWN IT’S ON YOU!”
YUP.
OR I WOULD JUST ASK THE ATTENDANT TO BE MOVED.. I CAN’T BE WITH THIS GUY. IN FACT, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET HIM OFF THE PLANE!! HE’LL. KILL. US. ALL.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRING.
I LIIKE CARAMEL. CARMAL? CA?
SHOULD WE APPLAUD BEFORE OR AFTER THE FILM? WHAT IF I APPLAUD BEFORE, BUT THEN REALLY H.A.T.E. THE FILM? I CAN’T TAKE IT BACK. I’VE MADE THE COMMITMENT!!!!
OOPS
WHY APPLAUD YUP.
WHY APPLAUDJ IF THE DIRECTOR’S NOT HERE? WHY APPLAUD FOR NO ONE? IS IT FOR THE OTHERS IN THE AUDIENCE? MAYBE IT’S FOR THE HUNGOVER PROJECTIONISTS.. THEY SHOULD APPLAUD THE PROJECTIONISTS.. BETTER YET, MAKE THESE “ARTISTS” DIRETY THEIR HANDS ME TOO.
AND PROJECT THE DAMN FILMS THEMSELVES.
IS THERE AN EROTIC CAKE SHOP IN OTTAWA? CAN THEY MAKE ME A CAKE SHAPED LIKE A PENIS? IF I ATE A PENIS, WOULD THAT MAKE ME GAY?
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YEAH RIGHT…
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I HOPE THESE GUYS AREN’T DRUNK….
GREAT
WOW.. THERE ARE WOMEN ON THE JURY! IT’S A MIRACLE
… LOOKING AT THESE JUDGES EYES, THEY ARE DEFINITELY DRUNK.
GO.
I BET THEY AWARD A FILM THAT’S NOT EVEN SHOWING….
… MAYBE I’M THE ONE WHO’S DRUNK! WHAT IF I HAVEN’T BEEN SOBER FOR SIX YEARS AND THIS IS ALL A DRUNK DREAM I’VE BEEN HAVING WHILE PASSEDJ OUT AT A FESTIVAL PICNIC WITH A PUMPKIN ON MY HEAD AND URINE ON MY PANTS. (NOT MINE)
OVER THE HILL.
NFB.. NFB.. NFB.. NACHO FREE BEES. NEED FALCON BUDDY? NEON FAB BOOTS.. NORMAN’S FUNTIME BASH?
NO. FUZZY. BALLS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
COUGH
WHERE;’S MY HAWK?
KNOWING ME CHRIS ROBINSON
KNOWING YOU FILMTECKNARNA
AH. HA.